The truth is, the only people who want to be different from everyone else are the ones who aren’t. Being the same is a little luxury that lets you do whatever you want, to play at kissing girls, for instance, which is a thing now. I don’t touch those kinds of girls. I don’t let them touch me. Eventually, they will all go off with cute guys and do what they’re supposed to do, and I will be left behind, the wrong song playing in me all the while.